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watch your step if you dare risk getting closer to me.Making a scene
I have made many a scene. Some normal. Many not so normal. I mean going to an athletics club for the first time with the best people in the area and totally wiping the floor with them. In 4 events. 100m 200m long jump and high jump. Wow. I'm goooooood. Please don't hate the self confidence it's the most I've had in a long time *tear*. So yeah, I'm so full of awesomness.
But another time I've made a scene was in Waitrose. I was in my little benneton rain jacket (I was 8 or 10 or something) and I was coming out of the dvd section and going towards the cake bit to find mother. I had the latest Harry Potter dvd I was so happy I was skipping/running it was kind of a mixture of both. But I tripped. And slid all the way from one end of the aisle to the other...and through the security guards legs. He probably thought I was trying to run off with the dvd. But seriously. Who wants to steal a Harry Potter dvd. Ew. He folllowed me around the shop for the next hour pretending to do something else when I looked at him. As if I didn't know he was following me! I might have been eight but I knew he was following me. Just like the rest of you who are following me on blogger *note sarcasm* Ah well.
The other day I made a scene in Sainsburys (there's something about food that sets me off) I was pushing the trolley and mother was holding it at the front. I was being so helpful by jumping and holding myself up with my arms while the trolley veered out of control shouting WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! What a lovely child I am. I had been asked to come due to the backbrokeness of mother to help her and here I was making life difficult. How fun! I was promptly dissmissed ... it was more like i was promptly told to piss off for being an idiot. So more like pissmissed. So I wandered around the dvd section talking to myself "ew Eoughan Quigg" or "Omg £2.99 for Borat!" or "Omg more Sims 2 extensions. Sims 3 is coming out next month you money grabbing people. Just try to grab every last penny you can get" or "Corbin bleu biography! Why is it so short?"
People would walk past and stare as I would sing a song from each cd album I passed. It became increasingly disturbing as I sang the same line of "Crack A Bottle" over and over again. It's by Eminem if you didn't know. Eminem is a rapper if you didn't know. Just saying. If your over 40 or something...I'm being considerate not taking the piss! Promise. Anyways After we had made our purchases (yes I did buy Borat) I continued doing the trolley "pushing" and then when we reached the car before my mum could put the bags in I climbed and began to scream. For 10 minutes. I got verbally abused but it was worth it. It's my job to be annoying at this age.
Acompletely different scene I created, a much more serious one. I was at my uncle's bbq. How fun. They were doingup the house so there was shit everywhere...not poo shit. Just crap. I mean. Whatever you get me. So I was walking around and I came across a window. I stepped on it. Nothing happened, so I thought. Oh sweet BeJeebus! Unbreakable glass! My foot went crashing through the window and I screamed. Yay me.
What a sweet trip down memory lane...
Ms.Loco xoxo
Aah I'm in happy land!
Labels: glass, idiot, scene, shopping
Tuesday, 26 May 2009
9:23 pmProfile
Well hey there trollers.
I haven't blogged since March but I'll give it my best shot to blog more regularly fingers crossed. Anyhoo you should know me by now ! The one and only Ms.Loco !
But if you don't here's a quick summary. Brown hair, eyes and skin. Crazy, sporty, flirty, dancey me. Et voila c'est tout :). Au revoir mes amis bisous! xoxo
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