RANDOM COLOUR EXPLOSION!
watch your step if you dare risk getting closer to me.Wow...that's just...wow
Well this is a new discovery for me and I'm quite ... shocked. I bet loads of people have already discovered it but...I don't THINK it's meantto make me laugh. But it does. It's a website called http://www.fmylife.com/ . It's ridiculous.
Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because "She wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML
Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML
Today, as I was watching a DVD, I noticed a spider crawling on my crotch area. So, I panicked and smashed the spider, smashing my nuts in the process. FML
Today, while going for a run in my neighbourhood I was hit by a car not once, but twice. The second car, closely following the first, stopped and then drove forward to see if I was all right. FML
Today, after a long night of partying, I was hanging out with this girl I really like. I was feeling really hungover, so we were just sitting at the park. Randomly, she confessed to me that she's liked me since the day she met me. Out of excitement and hungoverness, I threw up on her shoes. FML
Today, I was feeling rebellious, I decided to procrastinate instead of studying for my really important English test tomorrow. I was having a pretty good time until I realized my idea of procrastinating was cleaning my TI-83 graphing calculator with rubbing alcohol and Q-tips. FML
Today, we were visiting my great-grandma, who has Alzheimer’s. We spent most of the day with her and she didn't know who we all were. Time came for us to leave so when I gave her a hug good-bye, she whispered into my ear, "You're my type." FML
Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern, where I live totally alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. Hmmm...I think, noticing that there's writing on it. I pick it up and what does it say? "You look hot when you sleep" FML
Today, I went onto my band's MySpace just to check if we had any new comments or anything like that and I noticed that I was listed as a past member. Nobody ever told me I was replaced. FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
These are just a few of the pathetic examples of what people say about their crappy lives. I mean I do that all the time but at least I drag it out into long colourful explanations. These are just posted for the world to see (its become very popular even I know about it) just blatant...suckish....load of bullcrap. But it's hilarious crap. There were like some comments like..."yes that has happened to me" and "poor you" but me I was rofling. True comedy. I know its total schandenfraude (German word that means taking pleasure in others pain...its in avenue q) So yes. I am cruel. It's true! You probably laugh when I go into one of my many rants about being a socially inadequate teen, but from now on you are free to do so. Go ahead laugh merrily! Because this has got me in total stiches XD. I'm so glad I'm happy. Happiness should last forever!!!!!!
Hapy happy happy bunny!
Ms.Loco xoxo
Labels: bullcrap, fmylife, happy, lol, rofl
Wednesday, 20 May 2009
6:40 pmProfile
Well hey there trollers.
I haven't blogged since March but I'll give it my best shot to blog more regularly fingers crossed. Anyhoo you should know me by now ! The one and only Ms.Loco !
But if you don't here's a quick summary. Brown hair, eyes and skin. Crazy, sporty, flirty, dancey me. Et voila c'est tout :). Au revoir mes amis bisous! xoxo
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