RANDOM COLOUR EXPLOSION!

Is it desperation?

3 types of desperation
1. Boyfriend desperation
2. Get into your girlfriends house desperation
3. Really bored on the job desperation

Let's address number one, the foremost concern of all single girls. The non-existent boyfriend. There's so many fish in the sea but none of the little fishys seem to want me. Example. Went to Starbucks and was just about to leave when some cute chavs walk in. I know! CUTE chavs what a rarity! So in this nonchalant voice I say, "Oh I don't mind leaving just yet." And BB says, "Is it because of the two fitties that just walked in?" Bingo. How did he get it so quick? I swear he's like tapped in to the female brain...or it was just blatantly obvious. So I'm sitting there looking over occasionally at the guy and every time I look he's looking at me. I hope this is a good thing. Since I have no idea what to do and how to go about doing anything I just sit there like a lemon. Then BB has a brilliant plan! "I'll pretend to be gay so I can get his number for you." His plan is obviously flawed because if they gave him the number he'd be gay. "Ok then I'd say I'm just doing this for that girl over there." I declined BB's efforts although amusing, not in the slightest helpful. So I said to myself, I have to do this by myself. As I turned around I find him and his mate engrossed in conversation with two bleached blonde orange bimbos. Yay me. I am an utter failure. Back to the rack of love. BB even tried to get their number by hacking into his phone by blootooth. I think he was taking it a tad seriously. Ah well. This happened at a concert I went to ages ago as well. Just as I was summoning up the courage to talk to the boy next to me, some girl with a fringe bumped into him and said. "Omg I'm so sorry! I'm Vicky by the way." I stared open mouthed as they exchanged numbers. Bitch! It's the fringes I swear. Girls with fringes always get dates. Mental note to self-get fringe.
Numero dos. So after the Starbucks escapade me BB and his girlfriend went to her house a 2 minutes walk away. We decided to take the dog for a walk, so it was me walking the dog...well it was walking me. And them two were being all lovey dovey holding hands and whatnot. In the end I spent my time in the fields wandering around enjoying the peacefulness, ignoring the lurvers. It was nice. A nice day. Sunny and everything. We went back into Gf's house, and this was good for BB because the only reason he was allowed in the house is because I was there. Otherwise there would have been trouble. She made me try on one of her olddresses that didn't fit her anymore. It was strapless. I was like I don't think I should try this on, trying to go around the situation as best as possible. I didn't want the dress to fall down in front of BB! I'm not exactly the chestyest person :S. I lost the battle. I looked so terrible. The pink and the flowers and the straplessness...does not look good on me AT ALL. So I was standing there in my pink cat socks in this dress. After 10 seconds of torture I announced I was taking it off and I marched back to the toilet to change. I mean it's the thought that counts and it looks great on her but no way in hell on me! So the point is BB had sexy fun with his Gf thanks to moi. I believe he now owes me 22.
Numero trois. Got dragged to go to a flower shop and it was so boiling in the car so mother had the window fully open. And you know when all the wind is going in your face so it's so annoying. I undid my belt moved over to the other side and put my belt back on. 5 seconds later a police car tells us to pull over.
"I saw your child jumping around on the backseat, going from one side to another. Mother says she didn't see me do anything, so she turns and asks me what I've done. I said, "I moved because the window was open." I just gave him this look like. There are druggies and murders and rapists out there and you're gonna pull us over because I moved across the backseat. For flip sake get a life. Go track down some MP's or something.
"How old is she?"
"14."
"She could get a £30 fine for doing this. It's a criminal offence." Right. So where am I going to get this £30 from and am I really bothered. I have my iPod earphones in. I actually couldn't give a fuck. Then he starts going on about how I could get fined (like £30 is a lot of money) and I should never do it again. Blah. Blah. Blah. Seriously dude. Your a policeman! Afterwards my mum and nan were talking about it saying what an idiot he was. Then my mum says, "I thought he was pulling me over for speeding. I was doing 55 in a 50 mph zone. He didn't even say anything about that the idiot." That policeman must be really desperate to pull us over for doing something stupid like that. Idiot.

Ahh desperation of many forms brings me entertainment and torture!

Ms.Loco xoxo

Can't believe I finished 3 Rozen Maiden seasons!

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