RANDOM COLOUR EXPLOSION!
watch your step if you dare risk getting closer to me.Stuff happens...nat
Another boring day. I changed my hairstyle three times...yes that WAS the highlight of my day. I really feel like I'm letting people down (I don't know which people though. But apparently BT and Virgin media have been on the site. I think it was a mistake) if I don't write something about my menial life. Is menial even a word. What I'm trying to say is it's boring. Boring boring boring. Stuff never happens. I thought something had happened but it was all a lie and now people aka BB are taking the piss out of me. He told me that in CCF some guy got shot in the foot. And also someone was puking their guts up because of it. IT WAS SUCH A BELIEVABLE STORY! I SWEAR! That and I'm very gullible. Well excuse me for being compassionate. Oh and now loads of people are of school because of illness. Either they are taking swine flu too seriously or they are just using it as an excuse. I dunno. All I know is I watched the news, woke up the next day feeling like shit, told my dad I had swine flu and he said...okay. And carried on brushing his teeth. Obviously he is so caring towards his daughter....nat.
In English we had to write down what we thing will happen when Raleigh and Stanhope meet in Journey's End (some shitty book about war in my opinion) and when the teachy person was talking I had this image in my head they were gangstas and Osbourne this other guy was a wizard. Basically Stanhope before the war was all agaisnt drinking and smoking but now he's an alcoholic and smokes loads. Raleigh looks up to the old Stanhope and was excited he's in the same army group as him. So we had to imagine what would happen. In my head:
S: It's me man
R: Oh ma dayz man what happened to you
S: War happened man
R: My sister's gonna be pissed man. Look at you. What's wrong wit u
S: You would'nt understand man. I'm on a whole new level.
O: We should not create another war.
R: Nah man this needs to end.
O: Very well I shall settle this *waves wand*
Gay guy comes running down the stairs
GG: The Germans are coming! The Germans are coming!
Magically transported outside to the front line
R: Now look what you did man. We gon die!
S: I am Stanhop! Like a bunny hop! Hop! Hop!
O: You are Stanhope idiot!
They all die
This is why I almost wet myself in the middle of English. I seem to find I have the funniest moments in my head...it's strange really. Like I walk down the road and I suddenly realise I'm talking to myself
Me: Shut up Loco!
Mind: Ok
Me: Why did you reply just shut up
Mind: Ok. You need to stop talking aloud though
Me: Fair enough. Now shut up.
Mind: I will if you will
etc...
I really don't have anything else to say...is !xobile a word? I just think it's a racist judgement.
Don't say it ... I mean it's not a word so you can't say it.
Off to read gangsta rap by Benjamin Zephaniah. Can't believe people don't know who he is. Tis a sin.
East side blad Ms.Loco xoxo
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Labels: end, gullable, journey, mad, mind, stuff, swine flu
Tuesday, 5 May 2009
7:28 pmProfile
Well hey there trollers.
I haven't blogged since March but I'll give it my best shot to blog more regularly fingers crossed. Anyhoo you should know me by now ! The one and only Ms.Loco !
But if you don't here's a quick summary. Brown hair, eyes and skin. Crazy, sporty, flirty, dancey me. Et voila c'est tout :). Au revoir mes amis bisous! xoxo
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