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watch your step if you dare risk getting closer to me.Things I can't do
I know this sounds a like really negative blog thingy but people all the time are like "omg Ms.Loco you're so amazing at running/dancing/gymnastics/everything. Truth is...I'm not Wonder Woman! Yes I do have plenty of t-shirts with her awesomness on them but that's it! Here's a list of things I can't do! Since I am human...
1. I can't open the vending machine flaps
You know when you're really hungry and you want that chocolate. You really need the chocolate. So you put in the oh-so-expensive price of 50p! Damn economy...Anyways! So you're getting ready to grab the precious chocolate and you bend down to push open the flap. You know how there are two, one on the inside and the one you push so a naughty person can't reach up and get a choccie...not that I would ever do that. So anyways I push the flap. Stuck. I push harder. Stuck. I stick my hand in. Even with my stick figure-like arm I can't reach my precious bounty...not bounty the chocolate I hate coconut. Can't reach. I open and close the flap hard several times. Noone is here to help me. I stand up and try to kick it open. It's still bloody stuck! I want my fucking chocolate! My last resort...I call my friend to help me to open it. She is half my height and half my weight (probably). Guess what. One try to open the damn flap. Damn you fucking machines! It took me half an hour to unsuccessfully open that thing. Only my chocolate calms my nerves.
2. I can't eat pinapple slices
Well. Yeah. Pretty much self explanitory.
More later
Too tired
Ms.Loco xoxo
Labels: machine, pinapple, sports, vending
Saturday, 6 June 2009
3:01 pmProfile
Well hey there trollers.
I haven't blogged since March but I'll give it my best shot to blog more regularly fingers crossed. Anyhoo you should know me by now ! The one and only Ms.Loco !
But if you don't here's a quick summary. Brown hair, eyes and skin. Crazy, sporty, flirty, dancey me. Et voila c'est tout :). Au revoir mes amis bisous! xoxo
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