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watch your step if you dare risk getting closer to me.A misuse of paper and transport
I have two fun topics I would like to cover for the run up to Christmas...which have nothing at all to do with Christmas!
Let's get started shall we...
Firstly, waiting for the bus. Aah that oh-so-fun past time. You have to get somewhere and quickly (in my case this is usually school) and so you stand at the bus stop a good half hour before you have to arrive at the destination. Waiting in sunshine, rain, snow whatever (because your wonderful parents can't be bothered to drive you to school, thanks a lot.) Then you see a girl from your school come and stand in her assigned place. You see if you are seated and taking up a third of the bench they will sit on the complete opposite side. Or if they're really anti-social (or just scared of you and your massive puffa jacket with the hood up) they will stand in front of the bus stop on the side in which the bus arrives. Slowly as more people gradually arrive they fill up each side of the bus stop just standing outside even if it is absolutely freezing. Then there are the daring people such as the previously mentioned girl who has gone to her assigned place, but has gotten fed up, as you do. So she decides, fuck it, I'm walking to the next bus stop. WARNING: THIS IS COMPLETELY POINTLESS!!!
Because first of all, in reality what progress are you really making from walking from one stop to another. I mean seriously, you're still, what 20 minutes away from your destination. What difference will a 3 minute walk make? I understand you're fed up and cold (this is England it's always cold) but can't you wait. Just a few more minutes. Because if you don't...you're gonna get gang raped by the bus schedule. I know this is an inappropriate and grammatically incorrect statement, but it's true. I thought this when I watched the idiot girl walk past me. I mean, how can you get gang raped by a bus schedule...there's only one! But if you think about it that schedule attached to that pole thingy corresponds with all the others of that particular route. So if you don't abide by the rules, homey, don't get in the shower that day, because you run the risk of dropping the soap. Next thing you know the bus schedule could be all up in your behind saying uncomfortable things like, "why didn't you wait, huh? I could have worked to your advantage. But your too damn impatient! Not everyone's perfect you know!" And then run out screaming with grim satisfaction while you run the cold water over your head wishing you had waited that extra minute for the bus to transport you. But no. FOOL! So don't be the girl that walked past me. Or the guy. Or whatever's in between. Wait. Like moi. Because guess what. I smiled when I sailed past the foolish girl and thought, "HA! You got gang raped." She must have heard me because her face was priceless.
Another random thought. When you see two buses going past each other in opposite directions, do you think it would ever occur to them they could high-five. Occasionally they shout at each other, "y'awrite mayte!" then toot their horn (LOL) and leave. They should high-five. It could be a frickin extreme sport in which I would not participate. I'd stand on the side waving a little flag hoping to see some arms being ripped off with the sheer force of the high five. Forget red palms, think missing limbs!
I think enough madness has been covered. Laters y'all.
Ms.Loco xoxo
Wednesday, 16 December 2009
8:42 pmProfile
Well hey there trollers.
I haven't blogged since March but I'll give it my best shot to blog more regularly fingers crossed. Anyhoo you should know me by now ! The one and only Ms.Loco !
But if you don't here's a quick summary. Brown hair, eyes and skin. Crazy, sporty, flirty, dancey me. Et voila c'est tout :). Au revoir mes amis bisous! xoxo
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